Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister is married to Suzette Snyder and has 4 kids(all except for one are too old to be living with their parents still...seriously one of them was married and had a child....lame). Suzette is a handy mom who cooks, clean, does home improvement projects, does the kids hair(HORRIBLY) and believes her family comes first(cute right?). The family is pretty much sarcastic and Dee Snyder is just very laid back after all his years in the industry. They live in Long Island and have a beautiful home out there.
Flavor Flav(get ready for this foolishness) is married to Liz(we do not get a last name seeing as how Flavor probably forgot what it was) and had two children(one with another man and another that they both share). We all know Flavor has a ridiculous amount of children, so I found it funny that they only showed two(one not being his). Liz does nothing.....(SERIOUSLY). She likes to crochet, read self help books(they aren't working), and gamble. She has her mother pick up her 4 year son, so that she can do all those wonderful things all day(DOESN'T SHE SOUND LIKE A GREAT MOTHER....). Flavor spends "some" time with the kids but prefers to hang out with his friends and is a fame whore, who loves nothing but attention. They live in Las Vegas, Nevada .
Now, after all that, you could only imagine the extremity of the swap had on the wives. There was a lot of sarcasm. The rules were challenged and not respected by one and the reunion was overly done. I am going to breakdown individually how the wives were treated and how they and their families responded to each other.
Liz: So let us get to it shall we. Liz you stated that you have been with Flavor for 8 years, but yet you are only engaged to him(NOT MARRIED). This is wife swap not almost wife swap. Also, I had to look up when flavor of love was on and that was on filmed and on television between 2005-2008. With that being said, I find your relationship very much bull shi* and also your whole approach to life is as strong as tissue paper. You had it way too easy. The Snyder family pretty much got to be lazy with you half of the time you were there and then you had her sons doing work while you just read books the entire time. Seriously!!! You also had trouble covering up that cold sore on your lip with that cheap make up you were using. During the reunion, you had to tell Flav what he should have said about you, instead of him already having said that...pathetic. Lastly, your version of yelling is worse then hearing a dog getting ran over by a lawn mower.
Suzette: Your kids acted more like Liz being at your house was a joke. You also know of Flav from television(what you see is what you get), so when Flav needing to be on the phone to handle business, you asking him to get off of it was unrealistic. Flav acted like a child when she set the rules for him and pretty much through a temper tantrum for 45 minutes..sad. He is also tried to play Suzette(like as if he is fine and can get his way all the time), when he kept leaving the house without telling her. Suzette put up with a lot of stuff and never really got to help the house out they way she wanted too. Now, her reaction at the reunion was (WAY!!!!!) overboard. Seriously, mam you did not need to go off like that. She just made a scene of herself and Flav was looking at her like he had been doing the entire time she was there.
This episode was very much too crazy for me. Liz is a lazy mother who needed to spend more time with her kids. Suzette was a little obsessive with having to have everything done her way. Dee just chilled and kept his cool throughout the whole show and Flav was pretty much a little(ugly) kid. I am ready for the next episode. Celebrity Wife Swap comes on Tuesday Nights on ABC. -MR3akaMRCubed
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