Jersey Shore Season 5: Episode 2 Quick Rant & Review

Jersey Shore is a hot mess(as usual). Tonight's episode doesn't stray to far from that fact. Although, there is a emotional moment that plays through out the episode that will tug your heart(if you care that much). So lets get to the points of what happened on the show last night and at the bottom, check out the the full episode.

Vinny is still sad that  he is not with his family and wants to leave the house. Mike ends up sharing a shirt and a pair of underwear(gross right?) with Gianni(knowing damn well he slept with Snooki). Gianni also ended up cooking for Mike, till Snooki ran to the bedroom making him come like a dog(bow wow). Vinny ends up shutting himself off from most the group while everyone around him is worried or in Mike's case doesn't really care(yep Mike is an a$$hole). The guys go and have themselves a boys day which included a manicure & pedicure(mmhmm...i enjoy them too lol). Pauly D ended up burning his face from tanning too much(about time that happened to someone). Pauly brought a girl back to the house, who stole his chain only to bring it back just so she could get her shoes(yea right). In the end, Vinny decides to leave and Pauly is the only one there to help him pack up and go. They had a real good bro-mance  moment and I wish Vinny the best. I wonder who will replace him...hmmm(my money is on the unit).

Here are my Rants for tonight's episode:

• Mike is so salty for how is playing Nicole(don't get me wrong Nicole is just as wrong too).
• Dina damn near emptied the whole bottle of perfume on her(i thought the smell was coming through the TV).
• Snooki, you have a man, why do you need to dress so foolish(Snooki is really a cute girl, but just needs better outfit choices, make up, hair and well a lot).
• If you end up a drunk mess often........stop, its not cute.
• GTL is starting to become my new thing as well...a little less on the tanning.
• When the girl put Pauly D's chain down her (no-no zone) and she gave it back and he put it around his neck. I was wondering if his neck would turn green(lol).

Jersey Shore (Season 5)

Tonight's episode did not skip on the crazy and I was slightly sad Vinny left(he was my favorite in terms of the most level of the group). The next episode we might get a new cast mate. This ought to be a interesting change of events. They could get along like Dina or be another jerk. We will have to stay tuned. Check out new episodes of Jersey Shore on MTV Thursday Nights. -MR3akaMRCubed