Its Jersey Shore B***h!!!!! Pretty much, this show is America's guilty pleasure and I have to admit I am hooked on the shenanigans of Sea Side Jersey. The whole cast is back and we couldn't be happier to have our Guidos and Guidettes back in the states. The show picks up right where last season left off, with them leaving Italy and heading back to Jersey Shore. There is still bitter feelings from what happened in Italy, but most of the crew is trying to let certain "situations" go. Well, except for The Situation who pretty much likes drama, just about as much as a messy queen in the club would like to have. Here are 4 points from the first episode of this season that I need to RANT about today.
1. Mike (The Situation) is back on every one's nerves and is still trying to continue the drama. I know Mike (might be) telling the truth, but damn why do you need to be the one to tell her boyfriend that you slept with his girl. Then you play like your friend ((The Unit)<----seriously(lame a$$ name)) has the right to spill it, because he would just back you up for you to look good. It seems like those two are actually big ass queens that like being messy. When you watch the episode with them taking off their clothes in front of each other, sharing underwear, and spraying each other; it gave me super gay(and I think I of all people can speak on what is gay lol). I just hope those two can keep their "Units" to themselves so there wont be a "Situation" <--- (lame joke attempt..tee hee)
2.Snooki, love you girl, but you did give yourself away by how you carried yourself. You spent the last season denying what you did with the Situation. Now, it looks like it did happen and that you look like a liar. Then, you decided to go off on him in front of your friends and family, causing a huge scene with all eyes on you. Keep it together, because if you want to keep your boo, honesty would be your best policy.
3. Dina, you were mad awkward when Pauly D. and Ryder were flirting and kissing each other at the table. What made matters worse is that everyone at the table was laughing more at how you were looking versus them hooking up. Now, when they decide to go to the bedroom, you walk in behind them sit down and stare at them. Creepy!!! As you mumbled away it just made you look desperate and I know you are far from that sweetie. So please, get over Pauly D. and roll out with some other guy.
4. Vinny looks like he is leaving for good. I understand, you want to spend more time with your family and all this drama and endless nights of partying do get old. Welcome to the stage of growing up and realizing that life is not always about partying. But, I'm sad because he was one of my favorites on the show, so he will be missed.
So after all of that, here is the episode so you can make your own opinions on what happened and don't forget to catch Jersey Shore at MTV on Thursdays.
-MR3akaMRCubed
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